Film and television reviews by our resident autistic film critic Maymay.
Bilbo and Company are forced to engage in a war against an array of combatants and keep the terrifying Smaug from acquiring a kingdom of treasure and obliterating all of Middle-Earth.
I liked this movie. I liked it a lot. I liked the action in it. I didn’t think the dragon was gonna die that fast. I only counted four armies though. The men, the elves, the dwarfs, and the orcs. Where was the fifth army? I’m confused. I still think Gandalf looks too much like Dumbledore. I like Tauriel, Legolas, Bilbo, and Kili the best. Thorin was just to selfish. I got to say those elves got some skills. Serious skills. The orcs are ugly and creepy looking. I don’t like them.
Why is everyone after that gold anyway? Gold doesn’t make anything better. Thorin said he was king under the mountain in the last movie didn’t he? Wouldn’t it be his decision to give it away if he chose?
The dragon has a real deep creepy voice. Benedict did a good job with making that dragon scary. I am pretty sure that dragons don’t talk though. I don’t know for sure, they might. I just don’t think they do. I wish there could be more adventures.
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